ISBN Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer. Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet. If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you’re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of.

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You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. Want to Read saving…. I’m surprised they missed friiends many other hilarious opportunities. Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Humor All my friends are bread.

And what about this old guy? I feel bad enough about it already. When I think about the small perfections of the world, I have faith that my time will come. I actually found it more poignant than laugh-out-loud funny.

Lists with This Book. A dinosaur says all it’s friends are dead.

Okay no, no estoy tan jodido. View all 13 comments. Then a baker says all his friends are bread.

And this isn’t a dig on my library: The answer is yes. Yes, it could be said that its a tad bit morbid, but that’s how we play at my house.

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Should we be concerned about Sreyas? It took me 5 minutes. Retrieved August 8, It does feature a dinosaur trying to grok the message of death as a comet hurtles towards him. When you turn the page, he’s still sitting there with the dummy. I would almost have another baby just to raise them on this book. Jun 09, Debbie rated it really liked it Shelves: Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie.


All My Friends Are Dead

This article is an orphanas no other articles link to it. So don’t try too hard I felt sorry for all the characters but especially for this tree. This is, in essence, a,l book for existential children.

I’m often hesitant to believe the veracity of these I’m-deathly-terrified-of-clowns type people, but this is a very quiet, reserved, and responsible student: These are cartoon frames that make up a loosely put together story.

For the Hood song, see Compilations — Sometimes you pay a buck or less at some Library book sale or garage sale and discover an absolute treasure that stays with you for the rest of your days My favorite example is The Collected Poems of Philip Levinea just a criminal inversion of cost vs.

All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen

Though humor is subjective and there isn’t really much I can say about Ae My Friends Are Dead other than it is hysterical, I owe my laughter to Matthew. I don’t know, but I suspect nothe would have read this to them at bedtime avwry night. Jan 31, Carol added it. I stood and read the whole book, not long, but I stayed to the end. Did he sell his friends? My daughter asked for this for her 21st birthday.

A while back, a colleague of mine told me he had a picture of a clown projected up on his board, and a student ran out of the class screaming.


Anyway, whenever you think you’re alone in this world, that you’re a cool, interesting but friendless person, buy this book I’m assuming you’ll just have to buy it yourself and remember, you might be alone but, ironically, you’re not the only one feeling that way.

Those billions of magnificent accidents that led us to where we are today, that led us to paper planes and nautilus shells and the tiny, crooked smiles of children. I’ve always regretted that when I had a baby I wasn’t clever enough to think of teaching her humorously inappropriate knowledge, like the baby who knows dead American presidents. The story does come together in a satisfying way. Archived from the original on August 22, Sometimes this frlends will mix up the humor a bit, throwing in a joke other aavery the usual pun.

So, laughter, real smiles. Books by Avery Monsen. Around the Year i Thanks for telling us about the problem.

I kept seeing this book everywhere for the past couple years. Avery Monsen and Jory John. I liked aee glue entry the best. Aug 24, karen rated it it was amazing Shelves: